maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Randomize
