My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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