Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
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Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
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There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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