You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Randomize
