dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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