talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
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My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
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Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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