what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
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Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
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My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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