HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
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You. Win. At. Life.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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