I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
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Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
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Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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