giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
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I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
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I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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