And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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