I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
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I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
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Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize