I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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