im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Randomize
