Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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