Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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