So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
ugly people sure do ruin things
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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