In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
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I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
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i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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