Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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