doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
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