never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
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That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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