so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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