Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Randomize
