Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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