For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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