It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
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i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
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So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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