Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
that may or may not have been my penis.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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