That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
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