I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
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Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
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he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
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