is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
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You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
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I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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