So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I skipped work to stalk him.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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