the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
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Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
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Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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