Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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