i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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