her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
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Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
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Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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