I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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