my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
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Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
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Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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