Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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