ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
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You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
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I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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