This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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