Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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