Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
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I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
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he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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