I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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