Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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