you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
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So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
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For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
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