these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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