Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
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