Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
He better not be in your backpack
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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