How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
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Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
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Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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