Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
it's like heaven, but drunker
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
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