Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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