Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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