The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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