you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
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I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
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I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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